Oh Deary Me.

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autostralianchristmas:

For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.

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towritelesbiansonherarms:

iamyourwhathaveidone:

ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny:

then-it-fell-apart:

SO TODAY AT THE MOVIES THE CASHIER GAVE ME THIS DOLLAR IN MY CHANGE. IT SAYS “I LIKE YOUR SHOE LACES” AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE SAID “THANKS I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT” AND SOMEONE ELSE WROTE “HOLY SHIT” 

I AM SCREAMING 

ALSO GEORGE WASHINGTON HAS A HILTER MUSTACHE ON THE OTHER SIDE 

Behold the tumblr dollar in all it’s glory

you and your friends just wrote that on there

lying fuck

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